Selected Writing

Journalism etc.

The Novel Factory (The College Hill Independent)

Feature article about James Patterson, the publishing industry, and the commodification of art.

Minds Blown (Topeka Magazine)

Profile article about former ESPN lead researcher Paul Carr.

The State You Leave Us (Lawrence Magazine)

Essay about confronting climate change as a young Kansan published in Lawrence Magazine. The story was a finalist in the 2021 Great Plains Journalism Awards.

Jokes

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race (The Onion)

Covering America's most pressing issues.

What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’ (The Onion)

Contributed the joke about Euphoria.

Fact-Checking Trump On Voter Fraud (The Onion)

Contributed the joke about voter suppression systems.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Andrew Cuomo (The Onion)

Contributed the jokes about the "most important areas to focus on" and being the child of a governor.

The U.S. Open By The Numbers (The Onion)

Contributed the jokes about the tennis balls roaming freely and people thinking the competition was golf.

All of my articles for The Brown Noser